For Your Funny Bone.....
Improve our joke list by sending us jokes about fruit or farming. Send your nominations to Jokes@Balsillie's. We'd also like to hear about how you found our webpage, if you like to eat Ontario fruit, or if you've ever visited our farm.

Why wouldn't Noah let the 2 maggots in the apple onto his arc?
Because he only took animals in pairs!

What do you do if you see a blue peach?
Try to cheer it up!

What did the grape say to the elephant who sat on him?
Nothing - he just gave out a little wine.

What do you call a gorilla with cherries in his ears?
Anything you want - he can't hear you!

What do you call an apple when it is cross?
Apple Grumble

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anna who?
An apple just fell on my head - ouch!

What do you call the police force in an orchard?

What do you call a truckload of apples spilled down the mountain?
An applanche

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