For Your Funny Bone.....
Improve our joke list by sending us jokes about fruit or farming. Send your nominations to Jokes@Balsillie's. We'd also like to hear about how you found our webpage, if you like to eat Ontario fruit, or if you've ever visited our farm.
Why wouldn't Noah let the 2
maggots in the apple onto his arc?
Because he only took animals in pairs!
What do you do if you see a
Try to cheer it up!
What did the grape say to the
elephant who sat on him?
Nothing - he just gave out a little wine.
What do you call a gorilla
with cherries in his ears?
Anything you want - he can't hear you!
What do you call an apple when
it is cross?
An apple just fell on my head - ouch!
What do you call the police
force in an orchard?
What do you call a truckload
of apples spilled down the mountain?
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