Improve our joke list by sending us jokes about fruit or farming. Send your nominations to Jokes@Balsillie's. We'd also like to hear about how you found our webpage, if you like to eat Ontario fruit, or if you've ever visited our farm.
For Your Funny Bone.....
Improve our joke list by sending us jokes about fruit or farming.
Send your nominations to Jokes@Balsillie's.
We'd also like to hear about how you found our webpage, if you
like to eat Ontario fruit, or if you've ever visited our farm.
Why wouldn't Noah let the 2
maggots in the apple onto his arc?
Because he only took
animals in pairs!
What do you do if you see a
blue peach?
Try to cheer it up!
What did the grape say to the
elephant who sat on him?
Nothing - he just gave out a little wine.
What do you call a gorilla
with cherries in his ears?
Anything you want - he can't hear you!
What do you call an apple when
it is cross?
Apple Grumble
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anna
Anna who?
An apple just fell
on my head - ouch!
What do you call the police
force in an orchard?
Apri-cops
What do you call a truckload
of apples spilled down the mountain?
An applanche
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